gunna get a top hat, a monacle and a cane and go to the zoo and try to buy all the animals
otherkin is my new favorite thing cause it’s sort of funny that someone says they’re a tree but it’s super funny when someone gets overly upset because someone called themselves a tree
marina is a joke stealer
I put up an ad on fiverr for personal assistant. You you or your business friends need any virtual work done for five bucks let them know how professional and amazing I am.
I was going to start watching Game of Thrones so Marina told me to block GoT spoilers. So I did but then I forgot and then I saw a blocked post for ‘got spoilers’ and I thought it was like ‘don’t read this, it’s got spoilers.’
Oh my GOD. IS THIS EVEN REAL
the first one omg
I ordered A Goofy Movie and they sent me An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I was very upset.
Hey I did the six selfies tag because marinashutup tagged me and I feel like she genuinely wants to see my face.